[John Wick kills asshole #3,784] ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this

does anyone have a spare Death Note I can borrow. No reason

There are three action spy movie plots: 1. Spreadsheet of spies stolen 2. Good guys bad actually 3. There is a new weapon that turns your DNA into spiders

Netflix releases 78 shows a week called The Night Accountant

This is a profane text

If you tweet some weird generalization like this you have Cotard's syndrome, also known as Cotard's delusion or walking corpse syndrome, a rare mental disorder in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are dead, do not exist, are putrefying, or have lost

Colin Allred, of fucking course.

This was a very fun and entertaining review, and also kind of cosmically fitting that they make a "normal to want, possible to achieve" joke as that was originated by yellow, who in fact does all my TTRPG shop fulfillment.

She got patches and stickers of that joke here fyi etsy.com/shop/YourMcHen…

Scrolling the timeline, chuckling at japes, etc

you gotta be kidding me

My vocabulary has been gradually phasing out "tweet" as a generic noun/verb for a post/posting on any social media. good job on wasting some of the most valuable brand equity in the world elon, you fucking donkey 👍

That time of year. ❤️💚🏹

bringing back this guy: XD

George Jar Jar Martin

Not Knowing What Else To Do, Man Works On Game Layout

Admittedly, even I'm surprised by how fast Trump racked up a domestic body count. Is this the natural efficiency of the private sector in action

We're going to have a whole generation of Twitter-poisoned people with tombstone epitaphs like "love too be dead as hell"