Me: *asked for a bf for Christmas* My dad on Christmas morning: We couldn’t afford a bf BUT we did get you bf jeans!!!

Seeking: someone hot, who smells good, and brightens up my day. Oh wait. Maybe I'll just settle for a holiday scented candle.

Having a boyfriend is like having a fully charged phone. I have heard of this happening to other people but I have never experienced it personally.

If time = money, please don’t be surprised when you get a Venmo request for chatting me up all of quarantine just to disappear now.

Now taking application for fall dates, must be into Halloween but not into ghosting.

hiking in central park counts right?

My ship match thinks he's clever.

falling for my ship match like...

not the first time this has happened with a ship match...

lol look what this guy just sent me on Ship

I’m just looking for someone to blast Christmas music and watch Elf with at least 30 times before Thanksgiving.

I mean she's not wrong

I mean she's not wrong

apparently it's still spooky season 😂😂

baby it's cold outside

What do you think GREG?

Glad me and my Ship match are on the same page 😂

jeeze so ungrateful

Me: *asked for a bf for Christmas* My dad on Christmas: We couldn’t afford a bf BUT we did get you bf jeans!!!

Looking for: my every other weekend.