i knew i matured when i stopped kicking ice under the fridge and picked it up instead

hate when i wake up tired like bro wtf did i go to sleep for

Mannn not at the Munch n Pump😭

you ever chill with someone and thought to yourself “yea they ain’t gon see me again”

as grown women why are you still being mean girls

"It's a cat!!"

Im never satisfied i got bigger goals

Fr cus the right women gonna encourage you to do better, feel better and BE BETTER!!!!

DND.

U a fan of me.

calling lizzo ugly is crazy... imma need yall to get serious

So much in store for 2023, I’m ready

Today I heard from a parent that their son was terribly upset when he got covid, because it would ruin his 100% attendance record. At the end of the year, those with 100% get book tokens & certificates in assembly. Here’s why policies like that should stop. 1/

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

how my weed be waiting for me at home😭😭

That video with Emory nurses got folks telling their personal horror stories about the exact nurses in the video. Nobody in HR going home for the holidays.

A List of Predictions Made in 1923 About 2023 🧵