How do u like my friends sausages xoxo Gordon Ramsay

omg i thought #jungkook was going to make a cameo here!!!! smh so disappointed, never buying a samsung again youtube.com/watch?v=MgsL-6…

wait wtf since when is #twitter known as #x

must be because i'm crossing this shit out now tff

a friendly reminder that today marks 20 years since aaron asked cady what day it was #MeanGirls #MeanGirlsDay

ok y'all, riddle me this taylor's version of 1989 has been out for not even 24 hours and already has rave views etc i just wanna know if this woman attended a course in overratedness and if so could she get me involved too

like if there's one thing i don't understand, it's the sheer mania concerning this woman not shitting on her creativity or anything, but jesus fuck swifties are the most easily manipulated breed of people to ever exist

but major props to taylor who a) gets the last laugh b) came up with, hands down, the smartest business idea of the century - re-releasing the same albums and eliciting the craziest reactions/sales i've ever seen if u weren't a singer, u'd be one hell of a marketeer

oh, and c) for being the leader of the biggest and most rabid cult in history and doing it flawlessly

i mean hell, i don't know anyone who could make people sing along to their film in a goddamn movie theatre it's not the year of 2023, it's the year of #1989TaylorsVersion

and to celebrate 1989, imma go and read #TheWomanInMe rant over

case in point, #TaylorSwift is officially a billionaire

rest in peace #matthewperry u were a real one.

that's all. no jokes today.

youtube.com/watch?v=unhacm… youtu.be/WjKjCqfMrHE?si… Everyone needs to see these videos

not the "diss track" bit in quotation marks y'aaaaaalll 💀🤚 #NickiMinaj bestie u can do better than this, don't make ur career disappear like the #BIGFOOT pls

CROATIA WAS SOOOOOO ROBBED 2. na Euroviziji al 1. u srcu ♥️ #Eurovision2024

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WATCH THIS m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOuvY…

Today marks 30 yrs since the best show of all time premiered Thanks for making us laugh for 3 decades straight #Friends 🖤🖤🖤