We’re getting so close to having to tip at trader joes I can feel it

More people live in the green area than the blue area

I wish I could move to Hollywood and do a show on emergency medicine but less like ER and more like The Office.

My Google Drive storage is full do you guys think I can delete my AP US History essays yet or will I need those

Looking like a gallbladder

When is the most polite time/day to vacuum apartment?

this was so serious for me

BY THE SPLAT

That was a boring game lol

New dating/friendship app idea: access to everyone’s social media algorithms to see if funny or not before meeting

Why is the beeping noise when entering zip code at gas station on volume 6,000

THIS MOMENT

it's like a rite of passage for girls in their mid 20's to have this tool set that their dad bought for them when they went to college

need this for my room

yeah i think about the roman empire daily

this is probably so popular at monsters university

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”