*talking to my 4-year-old niece* me: “Avery, what do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas??” her: “umm... a scooter and science” alright then...

“we still going?” me:

You can't say $1200 ain't shit if you qualify for the $1200...

idk about anyone else but i’d pay good money to see Luke Combs 🎤 and HARDY in the same concert.

The service/drive thru here is already 1000x better than anybody else around... how much more equipped can you get??🤔😂

the hardest pill to swallow: sometimes you’re just better friends to people than they are to you.

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raise your hand if you still have shoes that have snow in them from ski lodge, now matter how many years ago it was....🙋🏻‍♀️

ever just go to your fridge & eat a pickle?

i used to change my homies answers when the teacher told us to grade each other’s papers don’t ever question my loyalty 😂😂😂

I am a night shifter aka a real life vampire. if I go out in the sun on my days off, my eyes burn and I burst into flames. 🥴🧛🏻‍♀️

you’re not a real nurse if you don’t criticize the vaccination techniques you see on the news. 🥴

$100 says I can chart my Is & Os with my eyes closed.