“lets go to target” me:

When I lay down , you lay down

when my friend just keep adding on to the joke and i already can’t breathe

idk how y’all take 15-30 min naps mine be like 2-6 straight hours

me today

me: “I love skincare!” me when it’s time to wash my face at night :

who tf raised me to believe that i need a new outfit for every event 😭

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

I’m gonna have a nap!

the a in her name stands for always right

She could sleep all day and still be sleepy... I am she, she is me

Me as a wife :

I remember I tried meal prepping one time and I ate all 5 meals in one day

When I was a 12-year-old, my mother, a registered nurse at a local hospital, came home with a knot on her head and very distressed. She had fainted during a delivery of a baby, to an elementary school girl. She was a veteran but said it “tore the child apart” So f@ck you,

when your body naturally wakes you up at 7am on a weekend

I really don’t like hanging out with people who don’t get hungry

I’m at the age everything gotta go on the calendar, it be too much going on. I got too much going on.

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

I’m at the age where if I see a chair 🪑 I’m gone take me a lil seat.

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