Gals, sometimes you just have to look at a guy and say “which is it - do you want to ‘keep things casual’ or do you want notes on your screenplay? Because you can’t have both.”

Say what you want about the UK but birthday cards are only £1 there and not $5.99 for no goddamn reason

Who’s gonna tell him

I saw Helen perform Medea and it was the best live performance I’ve ever seen. One of those that you think about often. I actually thought about it yesterday. She’s an artist I have often wondered if I could ever be as good as. RIP to an extraordinary talent.

5 years ago Jen Statsky, Lucia Aniello & I had an idea for a show about women who are knocked down but keep getting back up. Since then, so many amzazing people helped bring it to life. And today HACKS is streaming on HBO Max. We hope you love it. #HacksOnHBOMax

Every difference between UK and US culture is emphasized in how each culture does game shows

Every 17yo girl should be given the resources to write a whole album about their first breakup

"omg living in LA sucks" it is literally 72 degrees and there is a place to buy a breakfast burrito 800 feet from wherever you are

Took a nap at a party today! Love the world being back to normal!

Do a musical episode of Handmaid’s tale, you cowards

Living by the beach is fun but there is a little bit of sand in every one of my tote bags

Today is my 10 year Twitter anniversary lololololol I don’t tweet about Justin Bieber as much anymore

I look great today but can’t take a good selfie which is absolutely devastating

subjecting an email “time sensitive, but if not no worries”

No one that dislikes me is hot.

despite everyone in my family having at minimum a masters degree, no one can figure out how to order KFC online

New Yorkers hate LA and people in LA are at the beach

Thank you Big Bird

Great thought for day KURT VONNEGUT: I went out to buy an envelope ~ Oh, my wife says,  well, you're not a poor man, You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because