Hotel cleaning staff on Feb 15th are the real heroes. #February2020 #ShowerThoughts

when you’re in an uber from the airport to a new city x.com/solivan675/sta…

Today celebrating 15 years of Google maps in 🎈 Flatiron Plaza, New York #GoogleMaps15 #letsguide #localguides #teampixel Google Maps Local Guides

While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #ShowerThoughts

Saying to a tall person "how tall are you? Do you play basketball?" is socially acceptable but saying to a fat person "how fat are you? do you play sumo?" is not🤦‍♂️ #ShowerThoughts

For those of us who will soon be asked to work from home - don't fu*k this up, we can change the future of work. #coronavirusinKenya #ShowerThoughts #CoronavirusPandemic

The world has never been so affected by someone's dinner choice. #ShowerThoughts #coronavirusinKenya #CoronavirusPandemic

i thought twitter deserved to see this video of a chameleon washing its hands

#PixelBuds are here! Clearly White is available now, starting in the US. Shop now at the Google Store: goo.gle/3aCIL07

After enough years of saying 2016 sucked, 2017 sucked, 2018 sucked, and so on, it’s starting to look like maybe things just suck.🤔 #ShowerThoughts #MadarakaDay

We're making a new $12M commitment to fund organizations working to address racial inequity, starting with grants to Policing Equity & Equal Justice Initiative. Learn more ↓ blog.google/inside-google/…

QUOTE: Listen more to the one who criticizes you and less to the one who praises you. Learn from them and do something about it. -Paul Kagame-

The only normal thing that has happened in 2020 so far is Arsenal losing... And in 2 consecutive matches. Could that be a good sign! 🤔 #ShowerThoughts #Arsenal #ManchesterUnited #Manchester

Pixel 5

Programmers can literally just sit down at a computer and create value for people out of thin air

Sunset over Nam Lolwe. Photo by Jessica Blokland

Isn’t it weird that 70-80 year Olds are generally regarded as unemployable due to mental/physical decline and skill mismatch, yet they are the ones who exclusively run countries 🤡 #ShowerThoughts

Drugs aren’t allowed in sport contests but makeup is allowed in beauty contests… 🤌🏾 #ShowerThoughts 🛀

💭 Just hear me out 🤔... What if honks were monetized, starting in NYC? 🚗💰 Ten honks per month gratis, then subscribe to honk some more. 🎶🏙️ The noise/honk pollution in NYC is just extraterrestrial 🎶🏙️. The needless honking is driving me nuts #ShowerThoughts #NYC