Suppressors are PPE, pass it on.

Guys, remember when they told us they were going to audit Fort Knox to see if the gold was still there and then it was never brought up again?

Non “Hippies” Don’t give a fuck about land preservation. Because they are normie faggots who never leave their bedrooms and don’t understand why we would ever need to preserve the land.

Seriously. Fuck V Shred.

Things I was supposed to do this weekend: Rest Recharge Things I did: Drank one million beers and almost die

This is a two in the bush and one in the other type situation

We got real jackalopes before we got GTA 6

If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.

Foam and/or factory plastic tool trays just means you have too much room in your toolbox 🤷🏻‍♂️

You’re the rose between my two nutsacks😏

“Her dick ain’t little, it’s BIG”

Who has to rise to power to stop this bullshit?

The political moderation leaving my body this week

What’s the point of liberalism if it leads to the “let’s talk it out” guy bleeding out on the debate stage?

ICE $50,000 signing bonus staring at me like the Green Goblin mask.

October 3rd could hurry up Treaty Oak Revival 🤌🏼

Musta been everyone’s first day at the gas station. Bunch of dummies