So... this happened. Meet Ripley.

Hey so I wrote a new script…

Your "warmest regards" ???!!! This whole acting like a human thing just doesn't come naturally to you does it? x.com/realDonaldTrum…

Studio 8 picks up fantasy series "Sandman Slim" & taps Kel Symons to pen the script bit.ly/2d74R0M

Hard-Boiled Urban Fantasy Sandman Slim May Be Coming to the Big Screen on.io9.com/YLUF0m8

RT this if you're proud to be standing with Hillary tonight. #debatenight

After tonight I'm convinced of what some of us have always known: Men are too emotional to be President. #ImWithHer #Debates2016

Couldn't be more proud of Hillary Clinton. Her vision and command during last night's debate showed that she's ready to be our next President Donald J. Trump.

Also: WHYYYYYY didn't everyone make THE NICE GUYS a massive hit so we could get a sequel? Best movie of the summer, period.

As of today, the first draft of Sandman Slim #9, THE KILL SOCIETY, is finished. Here's the… ift.tt/2d9LILd

Brilliant. x.com/ceejayoz/statu…

they just show up out of nowhere

I'm in Seattle with my grandkids. I forgot my W flag, so my grandkids made me one. Isn't it beautiful! #GoCubsGo #FlyTheW

We love you, Bob! Congrats and go Cubbies!!! x.com/bobnewhart/sta…

Exclusive poster for #Lucky, starring Harry Dean Stanton and David Lynch (premieres at SXSW this week) bit.ly/2knN6OL

Aces helpfully guards the Sandman Slim script so I can't read the damn thing.