Not that I'm not necessarily "MAGA", I mean that sounds so fucking stupid. Anyone who identifies as anything political is just.......you're a fucking wackadoo. I'm a fucking American. That's what I am.

Ok fine, you can come with me to do my night rounds.

Ok fine, so can you.

The way he hangs his head out the window 😂 (He has a seatbelt. I'm a responsible dog owner.)

I was raised in New York and you wouldn't last 30 seconds with me.

I read that tweet last night and had two thoughts. Number one, the parents should have probably parented a bit better, but I'm not a mom, so who am I to say anything. Also, being "petty" to a 10y/o? Ridiculous. Anything for likes on the internet though. 🙄

The Cosby Show was one of my favorite TV shows as a kid & I absolutely adored Theodore Huxtable. He went to school to socialize and play sports, much like myself. Such an absolute tragedy. My heart goes out to his family and friends. Rest in peace, Malcolm.

I have it on every TV in the house so as I'm walking around (doing a million things at once per usual) I don't miss anything. Because God forbid I miss even a second of this man. I know, I'm psychotic, I don't care. #WWERaw

It's not your briefcase, stupid.

I am SUCH a Paul Heyman guy. He's the fucking best. 😂 #WWERaw

Bron having some roid rage fits RN (right now). #WWERaw

#2 especially. I realize this more and more every day.

Oh man. I know Jim Norton is not ok right now. I'm so sorry, friend. 💔 RIP Ozzy. 😭

Fuck you.

Evergreen tweet.

Kels (Rangers/Giants) #WWEKels

I don't fucking know you.

The only thing over about Seth Rollins is his theme song. How embarrassing. CM Punk is my champion. #SummerSlam