I was scrolling through pictures last weekend and came across pictures from my trip to Hawaii with my daughter in March of 2023. It was shortly after I had told my ex I was filing for divorce after a miserable 18 mos of marriage. The bottom pictures are the same outfit last week.

It is done! The data has been compiled and I am ready to present my final report on Gonzo Does Tweets🐈he/him 's stats! I hope you enjoy - I'm going to take the rest of the year off and will start again on the 1st. Merry Grismouse! drive.google.com/file/d/1XK3IXW…

My 7 year old tied a candy cane for Santa to a bell on a string.

Today clocked in as my lowest weight since May of 2018. I’m more than 70 lbs down from my peak weight in July of 2022. Still have a lot of weight to lose, but 70 lbs is CRAZY.

I was really miserable and unhappy for a long time, but being free and single and learning to be happy with who I am has brought about as many changes as the weight loss. I love seeing pictures of myself now, so I’m just gonna spam you all with selfies periodically.

Donald Trump is a little bitch.

Average MAGA

I love seeing Mahomes look cranky and annoyed. 🥰

I think that they made the play clock timer in word art.

There is a very real possibility that Harrison Butker doesn’t even make the stats sheet for the Super Bowl and I couldn’t love that more if I tried.

"SAY DRAKE"

I think I’ve found myself in a situation for which there is not a Taylor Swift song and I would like that rectified ASAP because I am having FEELINGS and idk how to process them otherwise. Thanks!

Don’t pop on here as much anymore but just want to share that I have lost almost 90 lbs (!!!!!!!) and I feel amazing. I didn’t know I could love myself this much. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt like this.

Hey Uber, what the fuck?

Hey Best Buy Can you please stop whatever is doing this?