You don’t need April fools when being attracted to men makes you a fool 24/7!!!

every celebrity on earth: at coachella flume:

At least 50% of my brain is dedicated to tattoo ideas that I’m too broke to get

Adventuring outdoors has always fed my love for the planet and my personal efforts to protect it like the honnoldfoundation. This year to celebrate Earth Day thenorthface is… instagram.com/alexhonnold/p/…

chng.it/nNTG6G5zVV it deserves one fucking day goddamnit

People go to Coachella just so they can say, “I went to Coachella.”

i’m really chill and laid back i just need every condition to be absolutely perfect

Me: Rachel why don’t you sit up to Snapchat him? Rachel: he only recognizes me laying down

I wish my medicine could just take it’s fucking self lol

man i hate small talk like bro i dont care about your regular ass kids doing regular ass shit and yes everything is going great for the 3rd time stop asking me

.Conrad Anker traversing the final ridge below the upper headwall on #Ulvetanna. We had a good day not talking about much that wasn’t already obvious...that this place was mind blowing.

merry christmas if you need me i’ll be peacefully disassociating to avoid talking to my family

Why is playdoh so popular? It doesn’t even taste that good.

Uber but instead of driving they walk and carry you to your destination in one of these

old people coughing is terrifying

oh something is “awesomesauce”?????sweetheart just call it what it is: soup

I have trust issues from guys who look like the listen to Black Sabbath but actually listen to lil peep.