chicago today is like a bunch of bugs crawling out from under a rock

i’m just a better smarter happier prettier sexier person between mid april - september (i live in the midwest)

why are you posting pictures of yourself crying on linkedin

leave me alone i’m having enrichment time in my enclosure (smoking dabs and watching the dancing fruit)

hey i’m not here to judge (i am)

the fairly odd parents theme song

Hogwarts 1996 rave.

Sunday. should i freak out about my career for 3 hours or go to Ikea

the inside out characters inside of me

when composing an email, spiritually I’m wearing a bob

“as per my last email”

ahhhhh i need to make a powerpoint at my job as a consultant ahhhhhh need to align some logos

i’m gonna two factor authenticate myself into psychosis

me, at the function

My 401(k) has been replaced by a Spirit Halloween.

The lion concerns himself with many things The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

Zohran Mamdani’s message to Donald Trump after his historic NYC mayoral win: “New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant. So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us,