If you take a shower at night and already stink in the morning you need to go to the hospital

Are we still on for today??

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet

It’s vintage forever 21 but ok

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic LMAOO

Huge news for Owl City this

Being a woman really is crazy because one day I’m having a meltdown because nothing looks or fits correctly and then 12 hours later my period starts and it all makes sense.

Yep that’s them alright

I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.

"does not allow ai-generated content"

AI could NEVER make this

looking at them… i can’t quite believe these are like 20 years apart

Night cold vs Morning cold