"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

feliz fresh out the slammer for those who celebrate

this is my version of an egot

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

Beach clubs in Bali> working in Spartanburg. #ultimateambassador

robby about to kill himself samira with earphones on and charting santos sleeping on company time javadi making a huge career choice night shift: We Are The Night Crawlers

they should have gave that sharp toothed baby a gun

kinda need aaron dessner to lock taylor swift and noah kahan in the recording studio at long pond and tell them to collaborate

If I had been taught in primary school that Amelia Earhart died because men ignored dozens of distress calls from her, that would've been a lot more helpful to my life than growing up scared of the Bermuda Triangle. smh

I’m an astronaut You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

we all know it's this one

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

"As a man-"

Kendrick Lamar reunited with his 7th grade Science teacher after she was told by her daughter to 'just show up, he will recognize you.' Kendrick shared a hug and told her, "I'll never forget you."

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

OH MY GOD

"she did the best she could until she couldn't" is one of the most beautifully empathetic sentences I've heard about suicide