Nobody told me I would be crying for 15min straight at the end of Strangers Things 3….🥺

this is the future of esports

Rumors are circulating that a 19-year-old chess grandmaster used vibrating anal beads and artificial intelligence to defeat the world's current top chess player Magnus Carlsen. mynews4.com/news/nation-wo…

If I have had a bruise since July…should I like, do something about that? Is that normal?

Excuse me, what? 🤣

Care about yourself.

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

Some answers-ish.

Great concept that every bbusiness owner or manager should learn

What the fuck? Bathe your fucking children.

This is a butt plug right? Gucci is a selling a butt plug necklace, I’m not tripping, no?

We are all slacking.

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

You wanna smoke? Me:

Holy shit

P!nk just released her US tour dates and I’m fuckin REEEAADDDYYYYY

This is the most beautiful and powerful speech I’ve ever seen. I love Lizzo so much

I just need like three days of pure silence and I will be a new person

Jonah hills hair in You People

I went shopping and put on a size 12, 14, 16 and 18 pair of shorts - all in the same store (different styles of shorts) and ALL of them fit. Sizing is bullshit, wear what makes you feel good and don’t dwell on whatever “number” you are.