sos can someone pls help me come up with a name for this cocktail, it’s a riff on a dark and stormy with blonde rum, lime juice and a mango syrup topped with ginger beer

the fact that alcohol is half off today and my bar top is empty?? actually insane

someone ordered one of my original cocktails for the first time tonight:-)) someone pinch me:-))

is it weird to email the costume designer of the production of Little Shop I just saw bc there’s this one skirt they had Audrey in that I have absolutely not been able to get out of my head

going to start getting voice lessons again solely to show off at karaoke

everytime some asks me for a cape cod instead of just saying vodka cran I get a new grey hair

my work just switched from single serve bottles of Prosecco to full sized corked ones:) just almost took out an eye opening one for the first time:)

frankly all I have ever wanted in life is to get to say “live from New York, it’s Saturday night” during a cold open

just pulled a theatre kid at karaoke and nailed it. feeling super smug and egotistical

healing my inner teenager and buying myself the pair of tuk creepers I’ve wanted since I was 14 for Christmas

every night I try to astral project into baz luhrmann’s dreams to convince him to adapt great comet into a movie musical

tonight I am contemplating the faked nudes of me in hs and how they got my buttcheek freckles almost right.

burnt out on bartending, facing the age old question of whether I go to cosmo school, get my real estate license, go into liquor sales or kms

Bodysuits and rompers are truly a scourge, I feel more exposed having to strip down in a public bathroom to pee than I would fully nude in Times Square

don’t see a lot of drunks hiccuping nowadays outside of old cartoons, I feel like a dying breed

apologies to my neighbors as I try to teach myself harmonica for a bit that won’t pay off for months

need like a straight guy on an earpiece feeding me lines when I’m bartending during football season bc my whole “I just hope everyone has fun” vibe is not working anymore

put on my skates for the first time in 6 yrs, barely made it out the door and immediately sprained my wrist lol

i am the most excited girl on earth in this moment, truly