they all lie baby just make sure you get one who pays bills

Hope

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

I HATE MEN

me after self sabotaging

me cause it is what it is

How life feels when you stop taking men seriously

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they’ve never met anybody like you

Just filled up my gas tank

Everything really did pass and I am okay again

ARE WE AN ITEM?????????? GIRL QUIT PLAYING! WE JUST FRENSSSSSSS WHAT ARE YOU SAYINGGGGGGGGG

As someone who quotes this every time someone says "apparently" this was so funny to me 😂

bare minimum

men being a disappointment is actually getting so boring do something new

i love when ppl are rude cuz omg no way my turn

My girlfriend got drunk last night and texted me this😂

Looking in the mirror the week before your period: