"A team that gave up on you, you pot 2 in the first period, how did that feel for you?" "Fuckin amazing. Fuuucking amazing." SIGN TREVOR ZEGRAS NOW. #LetsGoFlyers

Trevor Zegras hung up the phone after scoring against the Ducks A nod to how quickly they hung up on him after telling him he’d been traded to Philly

If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

'Buffy' Star Nicholas Brendon Dead at 54 tmz.me/Cl3aUGx

they were playing in our faces #summerhouse

Stop calling marijuana a drugs. Drugs from laboratories, not mother nature's sweet bountiful vagina.

I'd get a better rest if I slept on the toilet and made 5 trips to the bed

NOT TODAY, SATAN. THE DEVILS ARE ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION AND THE #FLYERS SWEEP THE SEASON SERIES!!!

I'm ready.

Sidney Crosby may be 38 years old, but he's still an easily rattled bitch.

lmao

I used to play this guy in Wii tennis #letsgoflyers

After Sydney Crosby took an embellishment penalty. His first in his career. You gotta love the people looking up at the screen and seeing the embellishment, and then the woman’s expression to Crosby and Crosby’s expression back. This is Class stuff.

Muse: “Sidney Crosby would NEVER embellish!!!” Sidney Crosby:

This team is criminally funny.

“Well Biz, we had 5 scumbags in the penalty box so, figured I’d go celebrate with them.” Trevor Zegras is fully embracing the scumbag hockey comments

I wish we had another simmonds. Someone needs to punch rust in the fucking face already.

I’ve found my new favorite video from last night: Dan Vladar’s reaction to Cam York’s game winner

I hope Lindros really did fuck Brind’amour’s wife