You ever thought you’d be hella good at something… Like, you’re CONFIDENT, SON - and then you & your ego go to do the thing, and WOMP?! Boy. I hurt my own lil feelings with this project!

The only thing I shop for these days is loungewear and luxury pajamas… This is my life now, I love it here!

Do y’all do every.single.thing possible to stall out washing ya hair on Hair Washing Day, or nah? Jesus be some motivation and ENERGY to get this done.

I can’t wholly and affectionately like your wedding pics if the groom wore white. FYI.

Kelly Takes a Tumble. Nothing broken. Possibly strained. Definitely bruised. 😫😵‍💫🥴

You gotta have a lotta nerve to start a group chat on an android.

The level of IDGAF I have about Georgia v Alabama football is not well received here in SEC country.

Just say no to French manicures. You can do it, Sis!

It’s not overpriced, it’s just out of your budget.

Why is the sleep so good when the sheets are freshly laundered? What is the science behind this? Real question.

Those four went up there and showed an arena full of well-dressed fakers HOW TA SANG…

WHY can't news program producers tell the satellite guest IN ADVANCE, if the interviewer is either gonna 1) thank them at the end of the segment and wait for a response; or 2) say thank you but move on quickly SO DON'T GET CAUGHT IN THE AWKWARD CUT-OFF?! This bothers me.

Ever tried putting in your Invisalign for the first time and start struggle-drooling all over?

From Liv on a Sunday, straight to a 1C flight. Am I giving rockstar, or…

The seat in front of me is watching Nox Fews, so I turned on CNN to cancel out the vibes.

3+ years of guests video-chatting into news programs and you people still don't know to bring that camera up to eye level?!

Going to Target without your husband is FIVE STARS.

The only graduation we acknowledge is COLLEGE.

If you ever think you have a lil money, a visit to the Le Creuset store will get you together.