Is it me or is it always tax season

Championship Sunday

I’m not even being dramatic, it’s -2,000 degrees in NYC

Parking has been suspended for weeks since the snow and the first day it’s back on is when schools are closed 😭

No cars in NYC till noon on Monday. But what if the twins need the unpublished manuscript of the next @JK_Rowling book?

i just found out the older British woman who’s been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ?????

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

ST. JOHN'S MARCHES ON 🤩 #MarchMadness

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you're looking for, and then tell you they don't have it

a very merry opening day to all who celebrate

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

Mrs. Met is Puerto Rican and Jewish, grew up in Woodside, worked at a bakery as a teen and went to a large public HS whereas Mr. Met is canonically Irish and Italian, grew up in Ozone Park and went to multiple Catholic schools, it's wild some of you are trying to debate this

WE GOT ANOTHER GOALIE FIGHT THIS TIME SHESTERKIN VS MARKSTROM 😳🥊

Kind of think we should get an emergency amber alert style warning if the temp is gonna drop 20 degrees like that in an hour

I’m in a toxic relationship with the New York Mets.

the mets should start cheating idk

People who write in blue ink need to grow up