So glad John and I have finally got a holiday booked 🌴☀️🍹

someone’s put ma face on the Duke of Wellington statue 😂😂 Glasgow a fucking love ya

when you’re trying to explain the song from the night before to your mate x.com/AlexMcL_18/sta…

#Campbeltown YFC are on the hunt for a #YF club to have an exchange with this summer 2020! If interested please email club Chairman John Bateman [email protected] CLUB EXCHANGES ARE THE BEST LAUGHS YOU'LL HAVE! MEET NEW PEOPLE, LEARN NEW THINGS! DISCOVER ANOTHER AREA :-)

Snowy weather this morning! #scottishwinter #scottishchickens #birdsforsalescotland

I know people have bigger things to worry about with everything that’s going on, but I’m distraught at the prospect of no show season this year 😭

Dreading the first event after lockdown that I am required to wear heels at because I will not last an hour in them, feet are now only used to wellies! 👠

Here's what you can expect in this week's issue of The Scottish Farmer.

✨HOT TUB GIVEAWAY✨ We are OPEN and to celebrate we are giving away a short couples' break in our Retreat Lodge on the banks of Loch Lomond, with robes, slippers and a bottle of Bubbly🍾💕 Follow & Retweet to enter. Safer Stays >>> orlo.uk/5U78c #EscapeToArgyll

✨HOT TUB GIVEAWAY - 4 DAYS TO GO✨ We are OPEN and to celebrate we are giving away a short couples' break in our Retreat Lodge on the banks of Loch Lomond🍾💕 Follow & Retweet to enter (you can also enter on Facebook) Safer Stays >>> orlo.uk/n69b0 #EscapeToArgyll

#Farm24

FOUND DOG - STIRLING At 1pm today this dog was found running about Main Street Callander. If anyone knows who his owner is, please ask them to contact Police on 101 and quote re: PS-20210501-1781.

If you are aged between 18 and 29, you can now register for your Covid vaccination here. Please do - it is the best way to protect yourself and others, and get us all back on the path to normality register.vacs.nhs.scot

When mum announces she managed to get Ed Sheeran tickets for us all 🕺🏼

Sitting in work looking like an Oompa Loompa this morning 😳🤦🏼‍♀️

How the fuck is it October already 🤔😳

Fairytale of New York is by far the best Christmas song if u disagree you’re a fucking weirdo

Sitting in a pub is 10x better than a club, fact

Not even 10am and I’ve dropped a jug of water down myself and whilst taking the bins out at work a bird shat on my head 🙃