goldilocks chose the bears in 1837 this is not a new thing guys.

The fact that I had to check Lauren Boebert’s Twitter page to see if this was real speaks volumes about her.

How does hotel security not immediately turn that video over to the local police?

When he loses an election, he shouts “Rigged election! When he loses a jury verdict, he shouts “Rigged ruling!” He’s everything you teach your children not to be. He’s the world’s biggest sore loser.

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THAT moment. The feeling of sitting in a movie theater, having a collective experience like this is one of the best feelings on earth.

All night he talked about himself and about her. She, by contrast, talked about you. Because that’s who she works for.

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My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

Friendly reminder: colonoscopy’s are thankfully not filmed with IMAX cameras. It all happens during a refreshing nap and they even give you a lil’ juice box afterward. Despite it being among the easiest cancers to prevent, I have two friends who aren’t here anymore. But should

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Final Destination: Christmas Special

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Morning, everyone😊

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ In theaters in 2027.

Does Trump think he’s a “red cross doctor” here, too???