thumb slipped at the bar and i opened jira and had the biggest sunday scary of my life

Helpful tip: One thing you might want to do before Jan. 20th is update all your vaccinations.

bookstore in LA doesn’t have the new didion & babitz book??

every child of chicago under 5 is at ohare right now

sorry, gotta miss my meetings - need to read all the tweets

In this moment when antisemitism has reached a new high, this is outrageous behavior. At a Presidential rally no less. Donald Trump should condemn it. And Elon Musk owes our country an apology.

this week’s episode of severance is just top notch tv. the only good thing to look forward to each week

uber shouldn’t allow rides >1 mile to be in a tesla. i get carsick every single time

another sunday spent at my parents, this one i added three eeros to their system (had to reset two from a previous one), connected their garage door to the internet, cleaned up my moms email storage, and reset their mirror workout thing

told my dad i watched schindler’s list tonight so he proceeded to tell me the entire plot of schindler’s list

might quit my job to focus on summer

i am the friend with a printer

season four and sugar is still an awfully-written woman character on the bear

wow all it takes to feel good about yourself is a $300 hydrafacial

this is a very chicago tweet, but why does uber’s navigation system always want them to go up california through logan square to get to the highway? it has been this way for maybe six months and it makes no sense to me

best friend checking the most played on the touchtunes at the local bar: “these people here suck”

i know she’s my best friend bc she says “watch out” when the old style is on draft instead of in can

yall really reading into connor and francois’ instagram story songs like i used to read into 13 year old girls’ away messages

the way i need the same plastic surgeon as anne hathaway

We need high speed rail from Andersonville to Logan Square