I wonder if there will be a day where Boris answers a question with a straightforward answer yes but no but yes but bloody hecking hell

Just imagine a lockdown without having to hear a boy screaming on the Xbox day in day out 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Bailey’s pornstar martini coming right up run forest run

Lockdowns gone too far now I’m putting my foot down

I’ll fall for an ASOS 20% off every . Fricking . Time

I have to stop eating meals the portion for four it’s becoming beyond a joke now

walked up snowdon at half 3 this mornin for the sunrise an it was fuckin stunning luv

Actually can’t deal with dad trying to get scouted for a position on Yorkshire farm 😭😭 #CaughtOut

me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread: x.com/findurmeme/sta…

Felt a lip tremble

Savage 👏savage 👏savage 👏

For some reason I don’t really think we’re in may I think we’re in Mars

The best way to get through grief is to realise you never get over grief. You learn to live with it, you accept the changes it makes to you, your world is different, not over ⛅️

Ummmm struggling to know how to stop listening to Adele

Just need a house for all my clothes alone really

Someone please tell me what £10 petrol is suppose to give you or where it is suppose to take you