When are my fellow Christians gonna start using that brain our Lord gave us… like to prevent COVID.

Had too much cheese today…. And now I’m paying for my mistakes. 😂

I just find it weird anti-vaxers rave about “this new COVID medicine is sounding promising” but then crap on the vaccine because it was “made too fast” and “doesn’t have enough research”

The 21st of September is an international holiday. I don’t make the rules. Be ready.

I’ve never said the Lord needs to come back already till I started hearing some family talk about using ivermectin. My goodness.

Kelli (she/her) We’ll have to just close our eyes the whole time

Listen. FB dating would highly benefit if they allowed users to anonymously “swipe right” on people they actually like in their friends list, and then if you both swipe right you find out you both like each other.

Yo my brain is a big puddle of jello right now. 😂

Kinda wanna buy some Facebook stock while the price is low

Look ma! NATI. stopped by to sing some harms! 🧵 ffm.to/bailey

Y’all this COVID booster shot does not mess around. 🤣🤭🙌

Best part about having Tourette’s is clubs put me in the handicap hotel room and I get extra space for my dumb twitchy body to fling around.

When Hannah Gadsby says “my people” my ears LOVE THAT SOUND

I actually have a lot of fun writing out checks. Like since I was young.

Hey dudes. A pastor having a sexual relationship with a church member is not simply unfaithfulness (though it is sin against his wife) that could just happen to anyone. It is a choice. A lot of choices. And it is also spiritual abuse. Always. Every time. Call it what it is.

I got pulled over at 2:30am Friday by a white officer when driving home from the airport bc I was tired from 12 hrs of airport traveling and swerved into the lane while trying to put cruise control on in my wife’s vehicle. I pulled over, rolled all windows down, turned on my

BRB gonna have to send my dad, the pastor, this idea.