When you finish a book and excitedly go to the TBR shelf only to find yourself in a wallow of inanimate pressure to choose wisely 😱 #TBR #reading

Spirit Halloween emails are like a guy in a white van. The kid in me wants the candy, but the adult knows it’s dangerous (for my wallet!) #Halloween #HorrorCommunity Spirit Halloween

I wrote this in 2022. It changed my life, literally.

I dont know who needs to hear this, but the kitchen scissors STAYS in the kitchen.

Have you ever opened a new book and said out loud, “ohhh i hate this font?” Still gonna read it, but yuck. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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Shopping for a new thesaurus because my long-used 1985 edition doesn’t have the 6th grader’s vocab words in it 😳 Never saw that coming… “decode”?! it’s been a word for 100+ years but it’s not in the thesaurus?!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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instructor: find a podcast in Italian to listen to casually in the background, to help immerse into the language. me: immediately finds a serial killer/true crime podcast and listens to the Ed Gein episode first. 😙🤌🏻🇮🇹

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Thanks all!

We have a random wild chicken hanging around the woods/house. We’ve named her Kevin. I’m not a fan. Apparently, I’m afraid of chickens, too. That wasn’t on my known fear list 😳 Also, why does it sound like a mogwai?!?!

Who else names inanimate objects? 🙋🏻‍♀️ Currently deciding on a name for my thinking chair. I previously named the microwave, air fryer, TVs, permanent skeletons and gargoyles, and more!!

Interesting. My autocorrect thinks I say "duck" all the time, but didn’t bat an eye at "clusterfuck" just now. 🤔

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Happy turkey day! May you all enjoy your popcorn 🦃🍿