I’m sorry i will never be able to take Wolfgang Puck seriously until he drops that Sesame Street ass accent

Why would I need that

Insurance is a 1.2 trillion dollar industry that hinges on the marketing principle of “what if a little freak sold you insurance”

Someone’s never met my mother in law,, Lynda 🤣

I’ll never forget my 7th grade technology teacher giving us the day off of typing practice to watch the live unveiling of the iPad

Well past time we had a standard shower starting mechanism. Took our eyes off the ball IMO

Sick. Let me know when he uses TikTok

Skin fades are the clear winner of this World Cup

What a great Friday peace and love everybody have a great weekend peace and love. 😎✌️🌟❤️💕🎶🍒🥦✈️☮️

Setting this as my background. Thanks bestie

BTN show a camera shot of something other than the Minnesota bench challenge

Keanu Reeves in season 2 of The Last of Us confirmed

Make cheerleader pom poms enormous again

All office lingo sucks, but “bio break” as in, “I need a 5 minute bio break before our next meeting” makes me nauseous with rage

What solutions do the Denver Mayoral candidates have for turning around the most ineptly-run franchise in Major League Baseball, the Colorado Rockies? #DenverVotes

So that Tommy trumpet song is going to be a part of every sports broadcast and game production indefinitely huh

There’s absolutely no coming back from being called “frumpy” - a nuclear insult

LA is cool - good food, lots to do, beaches, etc. - but jaywalking culture is non-existent here

Coastal elitism at its finest