that time when I lost 20K on faulty cargos and she was screaming at me bout liking IG photos <<<

Mbappe is genuinely a dictator, he saw that petition and started a revolution within the club to shift the attention from him 😭

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

muslim niggas got a battle pass in their religion

One piece slander is always funny

Wahala

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I voted for Bruno Fernandes. Well deserved. The best player doesn’t always play for the best team.

Make nothing sha do my pfa

Advice dey always sweet for mouth when no be you e happen to.

Na man dey love. Women dey do calcu.

For an alcoholic like me, buying shots is a scam

Will you vote for Peter Obi in 2027? ○ Yes ○ No

At all

“Nigeria is not a p%%r country, it was looted into p%verty, and we will change it” — Peter Obi declares

I miss 2go days. You tell a girl you love her, she tells you to prove it. You change your status to, "I'm madly in love with sexydiva231". Gbam, she's now your gf 😂

Fairs this caption dun rage bait me

I get why people slander Nigerians on twitter, and I blame Elon musk like 80%. Because of engagement farming, these stupid blue thick mfs will ask the most stupid questions on popular or trending shows, pisses me off And I said 80% because toolzbabe was fooling before Elon musk

as u no guide like this, who u see? nobody abi, if u like guide back, make u turn Father Christmas.

beliketotus Signed a prenup.