Astronomers have observed a distant planet where it probably rains iron. 🔭 bbc.in/33djB66

"Like the flu, xenomorphs affect the GI tract and appear to be highly contagious. Only six of our employees, however, have suffered complications related to xenomorphs. The flu kills far more people every year." mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-c…

We’re such a funny bunch. The air temp, always in C, but in the pool? Oh that’s in F.

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Giant rat wins animal hero award for sniffing out landmines bit.ly/2S5fBzD

Hugo the Galapagos tortoise celebrated his 70th birthday by chowing down on a refreshing tower of fruit at Australian Reptile Park in Somersby, New South Wales. RELATED: trib.al/S9BpvBt

Hey City of Woodstock Maybe 1:00 AM on a Tuesday isn't the best time to load snow piles into dump trucks. Just a thought.

Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was bit.ly/2YCGRJg

My girlfriend just called me into the kitchen from my office, panic in her voice, “Come quick, there’s a Serious Leak under the sink!”

Guelph Humane Society overwhelmed by bunnies bit.ly/3mXBt0J

Guelph Humane Society reminds community of 24/7 support after ‘heartbreaking’ incident bit.ly/2WQZBrk

My plea to Ontarians - you need to watch this important message! Office of the Fire Marshal

So nooormally we’d bring lost and found items inside the building, but uh…yea. If you’re missing your Creepy Victorian Murder Doll — we’ll go with Vicki M. for short— she’s up here visiting Keller Town Hall, chillin’ on the front bench presumably cursing everyone who walks past.

You sent us lots of great name suggestions for #lostbunny. We narrowed it down to three, and now it’s your turn to pick your favourite! Vote in the poll below ⬇️ And you’ll be hoppy to hare that somebunny’s keeping busy as a model and muse!

Sinners Club looks lit. See y’all in hell

A well-preserved whole baby woolly mammoth was discovered at Treadstone Mine in the Yukon’s Eureka Creek, south of Dawson City. cbc.ca/1.6501128

Lawns are an outdated cultural norm. Let’s lose them — before we lose the pollinators thestar.com/opinion/contri… via Toronto Star

Actually, the wording of this story is incorrect. The neighborhood was wreaking havoc in the mountain lion’s yard. apple.news/AzHZH-olbQ9yFF…

A small group of leaders of Canadian charities in the environment, conservation, and animal protection sectors are taking home compensation packages equivalent to, and in some cases higher than, the salaries of provincial premiers. kitchener.citynews.ca/2024/01/04/hea…