Interesting to see Billie-Joe wearing a black hankie in his back right pocket. Never knew that was his thing! No kink shaming from me though. Rock on with your kink on! #GreenDay #IsleOfWight #IfYouKnowYouKnow

Getting food ready for tomorrow's cup final with Garts Humphries Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 Jane Gilbert Come hungry. If nothing else, beef is coming home. #packercutbrisket #England #lowandslowbbq

Sounds like Crowdstrike are having a fuick level event today. Oh, and Microsoft too. #fuick #ifyouknowyouknow #5958

What's "fuick"? Over a decade ago, when I worked in tech support at McAfee, we pushed a bad update. It quarantined svchost.dll on WinXP SP3. As customer calls started to come in, I pinged Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 with the details. Her reply "Oh Fuick!" No more sleep for 72 hours. 5958 #fuick

Hey George Kurtz - do you need help with crisis management? I worked McAfee's 5958 bad dat issue in 2010 and was one of a handful of people recognised by DDW for the role we played in managing the incident. Genuine offer.

Crowdstruck?

Crowdstruck.

Too soon?

It is clear that gorklon rust needs to stay out of British politics. RT if you agree.

Just tuned in for Fantasia of British sea songs. My favourite part. #LastNightOfTheProms

Drink cider from a lemon.

Happy Hammer! So nice to finally get the rub of the green with a VAR decision. Made sweeter that it came at the hands(feet?) of Manchester United. Summerville looked amazingly impactful.

Waiting to see Al Murray 🇺🇦 in Aylesbury tonight. Wondering what he'll be wearing.

So happy to have treated friends and family to a hilarious evening with the incomparable Al Murray 🇺🇦 tonight. #family #TaylorSwiftsTits #Rwanda

Cosmic Sans...

Volunteering at BSides London #BSidesLDN2024 this weekend. Expecting some fun

Terrible today in Aylesbury Tesco Broadfields and Sainsbury's Gatehouse. My wife (blue badge holder, limited mobility) and I intended to do our big Christmas shop. Neither store had functioning scooters for her. So we couldn't shop with them. Disability Rights UK

Fab. Fab.fabianski

Fabianski my man of the match. Outstanding performance. #bouwhu