Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

My blood cells after I pick a scab they’ve healed 4 times already

futbolistas cuando su compañero de equipo mete un gol

me when the fic has a love confession in the middle of sex

deem uma harpa pra ele 🪉

refreshing tl and still getting the same 5 tweets

throws tantrum

trying to not use reaction pics on every tweet

these reels on instagram are straight from hell bro

Ai generated video, terminally normal, heterosexual cheating, and a comment section full of words that mean nothing accompanied by emoji spam... This is it. This is the straightest thing. In existence.

top 3 tweet of all time

Today is a filler episode

watching this game on youtube as a kid blissfully unaware of the giant purple dildo in almost every video

can we not use animals for this shit

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN