I assume anyone with access to a boat larger than a kayak is racist or racist adjacent

Taking a tolerance break from employment

Do dogs like Melinda ghost pepper hot sauce or did he just eat it to spite me

Upstairs neighbor singing buy you a drink to her child as a lullaby

23/40 1 behind schedule

Dryer shit out last week, 2 people got shot in the park connected to the complex, resident kids threw a brick through a window in the building next to ours, rent got raised $28 a month and they’ve started charging $2.50 a month to pay online and then this happens

God wouldn’t have made provolone slices turkey slices and bagels all the same size if he didn’t want me making sandwiches

NBA needs a channel with a mic hanging over the court and no commentators

youtu.be/eZzHRKZUOgs?si… need this back on the air

Just when I thought the upstairs neighbors couldn’t get worse they bought a rocking chair

Sitcom episodes about racial tension >

Can’t prove it but I think they’re AI-ing Brian cox voice in the McDonald’s ads

Got to see them taking the amc down on the way to see Godzilla

Shoutout to Vdara at Amazon and whoever took our chess board meat thermometer PlayStation 2 hdmi cable and keyboard stand

Fuck you I got mine

Upstairs neighbor flooded my bathroom by leaving the sink on

If you don’t drive at least 7 over the limit you’re a class traitor

9 point buck just wandered through our driveway