Pee Pee and Poo Poo reunited at Toilet

this is one of the most hunger games capital ass dystopian things I’ve ever seen

me observing my enby friend's fitness journey:

bro i’m literally so tired of hearing about that damn cracker!!!!!

With Kimmel coming back, news outlets & celebrities might want to devote some similar coverage to Mahmoud Khalil, who is being deported 5 months after his US citizen son was born over his antiwar activism. He's not rich & famous, but his case is as much a threat to free speech.

is it good that nothing feels real anymore

My pregnant mom accidentally ingesting a gram of tylenol making me autistic and racist

Oh okay cool. For a second I thought you were going to base it on medical studies.

i truly despise yall bc this proves we couldve brought them down for Palestine and Palestinians but yall only give a fuck abt your comfort and tv shows.

Yeah, we’ve noticed.

Pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand

The CONSERVATIVES are finding a LOT of CONCERNING coincidences‼️

What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

We saw an ambulance go by and my 6 year old said “I hope everyone’s ok” and I was like alright virtue signaler

when the tylenol hits

national holiday when

American politics is just two right wing parties calling each other communist.

It's the one thing we have where we completely mog every other country.

despite their notable differences