Not me hitting on the chipotle cashier by putting my card wrong in the reader and saying that I’m bad at inserting. I should have said I’m better at being inserted lol

Coming back from a week of family tragedy and yet I’m so anxious that my inbox is going to be a disaster

Anyways 2/3 done with residency

#NewProfilePic

Only later did I realize the dirty joke in this job title

An attending told me to stay in shape because no one respects a fat doctor and then told me to bulk up. As if I need more fuel to my gay body dysmorphia

Sitting alone in the procedure room

Wait til they hear what the acronym for seasonal affective disorder is

That awkward moment when you’re dressed down to your swim shorts in the pool and you realize that an attending or a patient recognizes you

It’s weird to think that other people in residency are “competing” with me when I’m just trying to keep up

I survived 2016, I can survive 2024

Though I admit that I drank too much last night, I’m going to blame my nausea and vomiting on the election results

I cannot function with the hot dads at this pediatrics office

What should I do after I graduate? Options now include: Vacation in Hawaii with family Japan Backpack Europe I need to get out of America haha

It’s funny how the moment I put my Instagram alt on private, it got more followers and likes? I suppose now we have to prepare for the eXodus