jarvis, show me the most modern left defeatist way of thinking message possible

From that Gronowski forced out of bounds no call through whatever the hell just happened on those two punts was the most vintage Yakety sax Iowa radio stuff you can imagine lol love you Dolph never change. Can someone tell me what actually happened?

Iowa beat its three Big Ten annual foes (Nebraska, Wisconsin, Minnesota) by a combined 118-19.

You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it.

intel.cpu Andrew Lokenauth | TheFinanceNewsletter.com Why don’t your friends and family live in a community close to you where they’re gonna have affordable houses like this too and you could have a smaller more managed group of people looking after each other and you could all start your own small businesses and support each other

God forbid men have hobbies

"We're such an instant gratification era ... We're trying to skip the step of adversity and growth ... but we're gonna have to face it. Sometimes the grass isn't greener on the other side. Sometimes you're just trading one set of problems for another." ~ Eli Drinkwitz 🏈

I’m sorry I thought we were making men’s mental health a bigger priority

Diego Pavia: F*** all the voters The voters:

With all the chaos and uncertainty in college football there’s something refreshingly mid-90s about an Iowa team with zero guys opting out of its bowl game and a flock of fans flooding Tampa methodically taking care of one of the SEC’s 10-2 teams. It just means more.

I swear at least 75% of left-wing politics is just rich white nepo babies rebelling against their parents

There is a little sweet spot in there for those born around 78-84 who aren’t really Gen X, nor are they really Millennials. The last to grow up with landlines, 3 channels, and filmstrips, and the first to grow up with the internet, MTV, and cable.

Leftist get just a whiff of what it was like to be right wing the last 20 years and they can't handle even a micro dose of it.

Fernando Mendoza -

I can not enjoy the Olympics knowing in 222 B.C., the Romans stole Milan from the Celtics.

I have a deep fascination with discovering how retarded the average person is. You’ll never understand until you work customer service. Exposed to hundreds of unique people weekly. Each one with a range of cognitive ability spanning from brilliant to genuinely stupid. I want

lmao come to the Tristate area. no, the other tri state area