The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

Everyone shut up I just learned a new word: Eremition (eh-ruh-mish-un) The act of gradually fading from the lives of others, not out of malice, but a desire for solitude or renewal.

tiktok comments be funnier than the videos 😭😭😭😭😭

Keep them APs let’s run these back.

i be using tiktok like google

I love being a girl

One of these people is me 👩🏽‍🦱back when we had Black TV shows on air I used to opine that all the Black comedy shows were segregated on one night, but now there’s no nights & that sucks more 🫠

Proper nipple sucking can make her cum before you even take her panties off

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

I suck at catching shade I be thinkin a bitch talking bout her own self

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

"Pull up your dress real quick" is what I'm tryna hear all summer 2026

Clairvoyance: When a bitch be seeing shit. Clairaudience: When a bitch be hearing shit. Clairsentience: When a bitch be feeling shit. Claircognizance: When a bitch just be knowing shit.

Half a million dollars would do me so good right now.

Clairalience: when a bitch be smelling shit.

Yes!

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Tuesday*