"A priest is not responsible for anyone”

saw someone at the farmers market wearing a hoodie that said "too cringe for vancouver, too based for montreal, just delusional enough for edmonton" and i shed a tear

Crashing into a Boston Pizza with your truck is the most Edmonton thing you can do

Get me to God’s country

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

Dude cigarettes are fun cause you get to go walk around outside

Ima throw a party and have a lash tech doing lashes in the bathroom

😭 Happy Easter

i think i like this little life

Just voted for the 5th time today in this election. Currently driving to Calgary so I can vote there too.

NDP stands for not da prime minister

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

Literally addicted to self diagnosing. The more it pisses people off the better. Today I have arthritis.

rest in peace anne burrell. you wrote one of my favorite recipes of all time, and when I cook, I repeat this line to myself often.

should have hit him harder

Captain Clutch. @Pou29 🐐🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

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