Must be devastating for Liverpool fans to see their favourite team City lose.

Not sure if life could possibly be better

I’m on a generational egg bagel run right now. People see me coming and say “damn that fucking guy loves egg bagels”

You fucking mother fuckers

If you love Wicked you need to watch Oz on HBO next

Can’t we just be bad with dignity and not do this shit?

Maybe Christian boy should ask god how to throw a football to a teammate

Tiny baby infant hands Jared Goff strikes again

Begging the Horns to beat Hitler Youth University

Mike Tomlin will say something like, "We can't eat soup with forks. We need spoons." Then the Steelers will sign a 2018 Pro Bowler to the practice squad.

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Norm MacDonald's Quentin Tarantino impression (1998) 👀

This is fucking dumb. It’s like doing Selection Sunday on Saturday and just leaving a bunch of question marks on the bracket.

Honestly we have completely moved beyond the need for international football. Just get rid of this shit

just saw dick cheney sitting outside a cafe in fort greene. he smiled and mouthed “dark knight rises” at me before tossing a calamari in the air and missing his mouth

Every other QB in the league would kill to have Justin Jefferson but JJ McCarthy of all people has decided he has no use for him lol

I absolutely love this Dallas Stars team