i'm just trying to get a mitochondria tattooed on my bicep because it's the powerhouse

"Why are fully vaccinated people still wearing their masks" idk bro because we're still living in an active pandemic that is killing thousands and thousands of people and our brains have become deeply damaged and wouldn't it be more relaxing to just mind your business about it

By which they mean, police shot and killed a man and his baby boy.

start trying

quitting my job to live in the woods and become a hermit asmr

i almost set myself on fire everyday at work, so the fact that i still have eyebrows is almost impressive

deer being nocturnal is such a power move because they really do love to fuck around and find out how good my reflexes are

in all forms except physical, i am kronk

felt this

please look at this fucking post

it's a dad bod summer, and i'm ready to thrive 😎

there has been a huge misunderstanding

this will never not be funny

don't forget to wish your dad friends a happy father's day too it's me i'm the dad friend

Goodnight

Ron is short for Ronathan

YOOO THIS DUDE WANTS TO FUCK M&Ms WHAT

i see no difference