I’m ALIVE! I’ll have you know that you can’t get rid of me that easily! I may be under the cafe but I am haunting you all…especially you Denise…heard I can get some £££ from your necklace…#EastEnders

Why did you have to kill me…all I wanted to see is my SON! My Albie, my world - who the hell does baldy think he is stealing my own flesh and blood? #EastEnders

No one WILL ever top eye candy like me…I had ladies falling on tables with their legs wide open for me…

One thing I’m glad about is mr small dick, aka phil not calling me ‘keano’ I got fed up off that a long time ago…

Anyone got any good aftershave recommendations? Currently using this one…

My mums out looking for me…could smell her smoky breathe from beneath the floor boards…I’m in my Tina carter era…

My mums desperate for me! Come on you 6 ladies put her out her misery and tell her she’s literally feet above me! Personally not a position I’d ever wish to be with my mum ever…#EastEnders

I live on through Denise’s necklace….that d stands for Daddy’s home…daddy’s coming home for you Albie, my son, my boy. #EastEnders

I’m in your walls Denise!

I’m sitting waiting for my son to sit on my lap, I miss my son, Albie…please come back Sharon with my son.

I love speaking god, I am with him now- I’m with my Sharons ‘Denny’ he’s still a little shit even in heaven. God help me.

Anyone from the dead fancy a shag?