You ever find yourself saying, "Yo! Solid deuce, dude!" to your cat?

Correction: Your porn name is whatever you use as your name on OnlyFans. That other stuff is just an attempt to figure out your secret questions.

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Have you tried making the "turn it off and back on" joke, yet? #FacebookDown

I want a Marvel themed, squad based, arena bounded, (F/T)PS where you have to pick from Heroes or Villains (Maybe with an option to have 1 teammate from the opposite side, and I want it NOW.

A cat purring while it rains outside slaps.

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE STOP RECORDING HIGHLY EMOTIONAL VIDEOS IN PORTRAIT PLEASE.

Me Wearing a Mask in the Los Angeles Rain: I could probably withstand a CIA interrogation.

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It's weird how many comedians are in this Krav Maga class I just signed up for.

Here's the thing: The Sandman is very dear to me. It's going to come out, and I'm going to be very critical of it - TO MYSELF. Outwardly, I will be happy that the mythology of The Endless is getting out there, to random shmucks that have Netflix, but won't read.

So... what's the story with the Ghostbusters theme and why I never hear the Ray Parker Jr. version played (well, except on the radio) or included in compilations? It's always a shitty cover.

Pro Tip: if you take advantage of Krispy Kreme's 2 doz for $20.23 promotion, you can eat one in the car on the way home and everyone will believe the promotion was for 23 donuts.

Okay so, hear me out - New Ice Climbers game, but with the Astral Chain mechanic.

What are the Philadelphia Eagles players' individual charitable and commercial endeavors? If anyone takes a hit in contract restructuring, can we fans show the players some love? #FlyEaglesFly I mean... as long as no one is selling $700 tank-tops.

Informal, unscientific poll: What was L.A.'s sexiest year? (Disclaimer: Will use the gender presentation on your profile for statistical presentation of responses.) #LA #LosAngeles

Why don't all streaming services have a feature where I can choose a bunch of shows, and it shows me one episode of each in the order I want to let me create my own night of programming?

I think the Washington Commanders should just go back to being "The Washington Football Team" and move forward. I hate them, and changing the branding to such a IDGAF term would make me insanely jealous of their brand. #NFL

As much as analytics permeates baseball, it remains streaky, and dependent on luck. That's why the uncertain outcome is fun to watch. Think on how much enjoyment those men gave you as a fan this season. I'm disappointed in the outcome, but not in the people. Thank you #Phillies.

NBA arenas and individual teams need to negotiate their own music rights and cultivate their own identities according to the music they play. Milwaukee plays the same songs that they play at the Los Angeles arena, for both NBA teams and the WNBA.