When you reading old chats and see typing…..

E get wetin your guy go tell you as joke you go the wonder how long he don the mean to talk am.

"Are you sexually active?" In front of my mum? Come on now doctor

Those who only call me when i have money, you can start calling now

me looking up at the supermarket camera after eating 2 grapes

even the way she ignores me feels like attention

How do you just wake up ready to talk, stfu for a min

small tiddies and fat ass combo is undefeated

“insufficient funds” “sufficient funds”

“omo this babe get yansh o” then i comot eyes. na so i dey do these days.

You know a ngga depressed when talking to females doesn’t excite him anymore.

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

e get some sounds for snapchat i don save for when i guide

Me after not paying attention to the entire conversation:

herhhh first row for class you for nod all the time? Herhhh my neck all

them racks give you a feeling a whore can't

saying ‘ma’am’ to soft launch calling her mommy

na only 3 times I don talk today