can we just nap all day

On a metaphysical level this is how it feels to smoke weed in uggs

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

Home. 💜

My secret to surviving the holidays is i get stoned as fuck then I just start doing dishes and everyone thinks I’m super helpful and no one talks to me because they don’t want to get stuck doing dishes

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

Sometimes the only thing standing between me and full misandry is this video

viggo mortensen as aragorn at any given moment

is this guy ok

in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic

having plants is good for mental health because you can track your decline via their decline

this is how i play the sims

was talking about zelda to a coworker and she went "wow! that's a name i haven't heard in a while." so i went "yeah! the new game is out!" and she responded with "what was his name? twink?" and i absolutely lost my mind

You KNOW Tyra would have the girls out there in the wildfire smoke doing fake CoverGirl commercials while Mr. Jay yelled directions from inside a tent