Idk who keeps tabs on me more, the FBI or the Co Star app

LMFAO 14 years yall. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Oftentimes I just think wherever I am in that present moment is the most beautiful place in the world. Is that happiness?

I fit in and stand out everywhere

Play with fire and you might get burned.

Listen I’m not sure about going in the Atlantic Ocean anymore. We really pissed off several smart species that run that shit like we’re dead in the water

It’s the way I learn to order food in foreign languages before anything else

This plainclothes officer just gave new meaning to fuck the police. I’m sick

Would we say this tweet did or didn’t age well?

I break the law so much less now that weed is legal

Might need some new hobbies

I must be the only dumb bitch going from Brooklyn to New Jersey tonight

Byeeeeee

TODAY: marks the 2nd anniversary of the murder of journalist Shireen Abu Akleh. This is what Israeli Forces did at her funeral. She was shot by Israeli snipers while reporting in the occupied West Bank on May 11, 2022. This Christian, American journalist, was killed in cold

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