#savage

You’re not truly ready for battle until you’ve pulled an ungrateful alcoholic in a sleigh across the Russian countryside like a goddamn Italian reindeer.

*Marked safe from having ever voted for this*

There is no bottom. No class. No leadership. No moral compass.

The most classless human on the planet ladies and gents

A fun trip down memory lane of why i cannot stand John Elway.

Today in 1985, Rocky Balboa won the Cold War. Thank you for your service.

Husband to wife today after finding out what the kids got for Christmas.

Chiefs fans in my timeline before the Bills, Broncos game: "I just hope both teams lose." Me: "That's impossible!" The Bills and the Broncos:

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.

Trump cabinet meeting…

Exactly

me at 8am sunday watching usa vs canada

Hang it in the Smithsonian!

Turns out, Never Trumpers were right about everything.

THIS IS *******ING MARCH

Fucking Iowa… #huskers

Nebraska lost to only 5 teams this year on its way to a 28-7 final record. 4 of them made the Elite Eight. NEB led their Sweet 16 game for like 37 minutes also. They belonged there. Point is: all NEB fans have ever wanted was a relevant MBB team. It was. #GBR

Watch and dream.