I feel so bad when I accidentally interrupt people while we’re talking. It’s not even on purpose, I just be deeply engaged in the conversation and need to get my thoughts out because imma forget them quickly. 🧍🏾‍♀️

“I think I’ve sprained my liver” is such a Hays thing to have advertised at a liquor store

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

I hate automated assistants in calls. She asked my zip code and I typed it in, said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and she goes “I think you said you’re calling about hurricane disaster relief, is that correct?” Uhhh no. I’m trying to figure out why my account is disabled 😭

What did you get done this week? Elon Musk: hold my beer

Trump's second term is going to be LIT

Still so unreal. RIP my friend.

I HATE the Steelers, but 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Community Notes curb stomp

RIP to the funniest man alive 💔

Fun fact: if you listen to Adele in an MRI, it sounds like 21 Pilots.

My allergies are acting up rn

Nearly two years later and I still cannot stop thinking about this..

Hello, 9-1-1?