That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

Real flag knowers recognize this shit doesn’t crack top 50. Closer to the bottom than the top quiet as it’s kept

Job not finished Draymond Green

0-162 incoming

this has truly been an incredible year to be a drake hater

I just walked in bath & body works spent a 40 by mistake 🤦‍♂️

Juan Soto is Rizz Approved‼️🤫🤔😎🫡

Me after finding out they arrested Luigi Mangione

Why the buddy pregnant

Griselda already got this on layaway for their next album cover

I haven’t seen the Notre Dame football program this excited since they successfully covered up the murder of a graduate assistant committed by their former head coach Brian Kelly

There will never be another Barry Bonds.

Just ate dinner a table over from Carson Beck had to jangle my keys in front of the boy one time

Brayan Rocchio is camped under this ball with seconds to spare but let’s keep stroking Jeter for having lead feet

Clipse album tonight